Hello, Gamestop shorters, this is Clem Fandango here. Can you hear me? Haha.

It's taken Clem Fandango a few days to get his pretty little head around this one. So let me see if I understand this right:

* Gamestop were on their knees, like most of brick n mortar businesses. 

* A bunch of know it all wall street doosh bags were like, 'We don't have enough money, let's take advantage of the world's misery', and started over leveraging the shizzle out of everything they could get their caviar coated fingers on to short Gamestop. 

* They manipulate the market to make sure their shorts don't take too long by dumping as much stock on the market as they could. 

* Then, Super Doge came back on to Reddit, and told them they had to start the new me too movement of the stock market. 

* Reddit are all like, 'Much wow, do this let's' and like lemmings to the slaughter started throwing their life saving at Gamestop shares, buying up every last one the evil wall street shorters could throw at them.

*The wall street shorters start losing billions as GME price trampolines from $8 to +$300. Reddit does much lolz.

* Super Doge was then betrayed by a crypto kitty Judas of Ethereum, who sold him out to the wall street shorters. Doge is now in Guantanamo bay listening to the Bitcoin Rap on repeat until he cracks, and they changed the law to make sure anyone with a Reddit account wasn't allowed to even buy a copy of the Financial times any more.

Glad we got of the bottom of that pickle then Clem fans. Did I miss anything? Let me know in the comments. Or save your breathe and go back to work instead. Your call!